Watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Online Streaming Free in HDAfter getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches...their past. -- (C) Paramount R. If You Want to Watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Streaming Without Downloading HERERelease Date Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Jan 25, 2013 Wide | |
| Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Genre: Action & Adventure,Comedy | |
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| All Critics Rating For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 4 | |
| All Critics Count For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 85 | |
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Cast For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters | |
| Jeremy Renner,Gemma Arterton,Famke Janssen,Peter Stormare,Ingrid Bolsø Berdal,Thomas Mann | |
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| If this long-delayed and blatantly pandering CGI malarkey is anything to go by, Hollywood's current craze for fairy tales isn't going to have a happy ending. Tom Charity-CNN.com There isn't much to this beyond the poorly staged, rapidly edited violence; the witches, all but devoid of backstory, are basically canvasses for cartoon splatter. Ben Sachs-Chicago Reader The movie settles for showers of gore with intermittent moments of spoofiness. Liam Lacey-Globe and Mail The whole kidding trope, which you can bet was ordered by McKay and Ferrell, is pretty lame, and defeats the leads' attempts to bring shadings to cardboard cartoon characters. Richard Corliss-TIME Magazine At least it puts forth a sound message: Kids, avoid overdoing it on sweets -- especially candy that doubles as drywall. Claudia Puig-USA Today Eighty-eight minutes of trash. Bruce Diones-New Yorker A ho-hum example of not only style over substance, but also over any redeeming entertainment value, bar watching Renner think to himself, "What the hell am I doing here? I've got two Oscar nominations!" Matthew Pejkovic-Matt's Movie Reviews Part of me thinks they'd have been better casting Jason Statham and Milla Jovovich given the film's theme of action first, plot second. Matthew Toomey-ABC Radio Brisbane This movie probably isn't going to win anybody any awards. Still, it seems a logical conclusion that most people willing to part with their hard-earned cash would be expecting something great from a film called Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Tracie Cooper-TV Guide's Movie Guide In his English-language debut, Wirkola dabbles in everything but commits to nothing, making for an unmemorable brew best left untasted. Kimberley Jones-Austin Chronicle It's a grim fairy tale, all right. Keith Uhlich-Time Out New York Hammy, boring, chronically unfunny - there'll be nightmares before bedtime. Josh Winning-Total Film A half-heartedly conceived, boringly executed, and instantly forgettable feathered-fish for absolutely no one... just bad enough to incite an existential, soul-searching journey wherein we wonder if we are even capable of experiencing joy Simon Miraudo-Quickflix ... a guilty pleasure film... pokes (fun) at pop culture and other similar fantasy action films. Purists and "flim buffs" will want to steer clear... to avoid its taint... Kevin A. Ranson-MovieCrypt.com Uneven in tone and full of action, "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" is an above-average fever dream of a movie that's a grownup nod to a grim fairy tale. Linda Cook-Quad City Times (Davenport, IA) A sorry witches' brew of tedium that burns all too slowly, despite its brisk 88 minute running time, there's no trail of enticement (or even breadcrumbs) to lead us into the forest Louise Keller-Urban Cinefile In the 1960s and 70s, violent witch movies offered anti-establishment critiques of fascist witch-hunt intolerance; in 2013, a violent witch movie asks the audience to cheer the torture of suspects and to affirm the slaughter of 'the other' as escapism. John Beifuss-Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) First there was Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Now there's Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Neither of them deserved to be mentioned again. John Wirt-Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA) Just another entry in Bland Fairy Tale Theater, a shapeless riff on those hapless German siblings with the worst parents ever. Scott Wold-Paste Magazine Hansel and Gretel is a bloody mess. Charles Koplinski-Illinois Times | |
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